Dear Babes,
Two days bra yaff do!
Deliver your black bra!
Deliver your black bra!!
Deliver your black bra!!!
Shaving stick is not expensive.
20 minutes extra in the bathroom will not spoil fine girl.
Buy shaving stick biko. Clear the federal road ehn.
Let breeze blow everywhere and shout hallelujah in peace.
I don't know what to say to those who wear under sized pants and tight clothes to show us you wore an undersized pant. Ahhh!
Buy your size ehn, it's beautiful to be loaded. Find a size that fits it.
If you bought the wrong size and you are careful about giving out the remaining set or you want to use your money out of it, wear a free cloth.
Having to see the lines of your pant is embarrassing!
There are seamless pants that doesn't show lines in case you have to wear one of those sensitive materials.
Buy pants that are firm. Brothers are abused when you walk and everything is dancing with you. Help preserve their minds please...
Use good bras too.
Your breasts doesn't have a to reach your neck nor reach your navel.
Let's be guided Biko!
Sisters that are not bursty using double padded bras, Jesu l'oluwa.
It won't be nice if you get married and your husband asks where you kept the remaining breast o!
Having regular baths doesn't mean you are from water spirit.
Please don't give us heart attack from odours oozing.
Especially, when on your periods. Not changing pads and bathing as required makes you smell.
Please clean up after urinating. You'll feel fresh and you'll enjoy it better when you get married.
Always have a personal handy tissue or don't kuku urinate out.
Pick your nose in your bathroom not in a public transport when you are bored.
Biro cover and inks are not for cleaning the ear.
Your hair is a great deal too.
It smells when dirty or wet.
It doesn't look good when rough too.
Kindly take good care of it.
It's not by force to make up!
It's not good to keep a oily and messed up face too.
If your make up skill is a disaster, please just use power and lip gloss jeje. Same applicable to ladies with oily face. You can get a lip balm if you don't want a gloss.
I hail thee nail eaters. It's a bad habit!
Apart from it being unhealthy, it doesn't fit you as a lady.
Cut it before leaving home and please don't keep long dirty nails. If it must be long, it should be neat.
Mighty chewing gum ambassadors, small small ehn. Pau, taka! all those things runs girls do with their gums doesn't fit your standard!
You don't need to have the world in your wardrobe.
Be neat and presentable with the few you have.
Avoid red on orange and other funny color combos. Tenkio!
Please deodorants are nice. Although, they shouldn't cover up for poor hygiene.
Finally, blow tongues with proper hygiene and confidently Rock your world!
There is no and there won't be any other person like you!!!
© Ayomide Oluwapelumi Abidoye,2020.
Two days bra yaff do!
Deliver your black bra!
Deliver your black bra!!
Deliver your black bra!!!
Shaving stick is not expensive.
20 minutes extra in the bathroom will not spoil fine girl.
Buy shaving stick biko. Clear the federal road ehn.
Let breeze blow everywhere and shout hallelujah in peace.
I don't know what to say to those who wear under sized pants and tight clothes to show us you wore an undersized pant. Ahhh!
Buy your size ehn, it's beautiful to be loaded. Find a size that fits it.
If you bought the wrong size and you are careful about giving out the remaining set or you want to use your money out of it, wear a free cloth.
Having to see the lines of your pant is embarrassing!
There are seamless pants that doesn't show lines in case you have to wear one of those sensitive materials.
Buy pants that are firm. Brothers are abused when you walk and everything is dancing with you. Help preserve their minds please...
Use good bras too.
Your breasts doesn't have a to reach your neck nor reach your navel.
Let's be guided Biko!
Sisters that are not bursty using double padded bras, Jesu l'oluwa.
It won't be nice if you get married and your husband asks where you kept the remaining breast o!
Having regular baths doesn't mean you are from water spirit.
Please don't give us heart attack from odours oozing.
Especially, when on your periods. Not changing pads and bathing as required makes you smell.
Please clean up after urinating. You'll feel fresh and you'll enjoy it better when you get married.
Always have a personal handy tissue or don't kuku urinate out.
Pick your nose in your bathroom not in a public transport when you are bored.
Biro cover and inks are not for cleaning the ear.
Your hair is a great deal too.
It smells when dirty or wet.
It doesn't look good when rough too.
Kindly take good care of it.
It's not by force to make up!
It's not good to keep a oily and messed up face too.
If your make up skill is a disaster, please just use power and lip gloss jeje. Same applicable to ladies with oily face. You can get a lip balm if you don't want a gloss.
I hail thee nail eaters. It's a bad habit!
Apart from it being unhealthy, it doesn't fit you as a lady.
Cut it before leaving home and please don't keep long dirty nails. If it must be long, it should be neat.
Mighty chewing gum ambassadors, small small ehn. Pau, taka! all those things runs girls do with their gums doesn't fit your standard!
You don't need to have the world in your wardrobe.
Be neat and presentable with the few you have.
Avoid red on orange and other funny color combos. Tenkio!
Please deodorants are nice. Although, they shouldn't cover up for poor hygiene.
Finally, blow tongues with proper hygiene and confidently Rock your world!
There is no and there won't be any other person like you!!!
© Ayomide Oluwapelumi Abidoye,2020.
