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In July 2017, a husband of four allegedly died during sex romp with his mistress (https://punchng.com/husband-of-four-dies-during-sex-romp-with-mistress/).
Last year November, a 65 year-old man died during sex romp with 34-year-old lover in a hotel in Awka, the Anambra State capital (https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/295101-man-dies-during-sex-romp-with-lover-in-hotel.html).
In December, 2018, a man simply identified as Davy took a bet of N50,000 with his lover, Loveth, that he would defeat her in bed. He reportedly slumped and died on the 7th round of the sex romp (https://www.pulse.ng/news/metro/man-slumps-dies-on-7th-round-of-sex-romp/tfd3n3k).
Sometime in April this year, three male students of Federal University of Technology, Owerri, Imo State, died in a an alleged sex romp with a lady after an alleged drug overdose (suspected to be Tramadol. Read more: https://punchng.com/three-sex-romp-victims-were-our-students-says-futo/).
Earlier this year, a business man from Anambra died during alleged marathon sex with a widow in Enugu. The deceased is said to be in his 50s (https://www.sunnewsonline.com/man-dies-in-sex-romp-in-enugu-hotel/).
Four days ago, a businessman died during sex romp with his secret lover in Aguda area of Surulere, Lagos (https://www.livetimesng.com/man-dies-in-lagos-hotel-during-sex-romp-with-secret-lover/).
You see, these sad stories of men dying during marathon sex with their girlfriends and mistresses are fast becoming a daily thing. In 9 out of every ten of such sex romps, it’s the man that ends up dead and not the woman. Unfortunately, none of those irresponsible men seems to have learned anything from these terrible incidents.
One interesting thing, however, is that you hardly hear that a man died while having legitimate intercourse with his wife. It has always been about adulterers and fornicators. They are the ones that engage in the stupid act called marathon sex.
As a married man, there’s nothing to prove to your wife about your manliness. If you’re the ‘one minute indomie’ type, perhaps you have premature ejaculation, get medical solutions to it if madam starts complaining. If she doesn’t, enjoy your one minute and live a healthy life.
If every man and woman remain chaste before marriage and faithful in marriage, there won’t be any comparison or complain about how long a sexual activity should last. It’s what you get that you take.
Look, stop destroying your life with all these sex enhancers and aphrodisiacs that people sell up and down. Have sexual intercourse your normal way and make the most of it. Stop comparing yourself with others. Your friend’s husband drives a G-wagon and fires his engine at 250km/h, while your own husband drives a Keke Napep and goes at 20km/h, manage your Keke and savour the trip.
No one will award you any medal for the number of hours spent on your sexual trip or the number of kilometers covered within that period.
Don’t kill yourself! More importantly, don’t go and die a shameful death!!!
©Sanusi Lafiagi
